“Wise Advice” for Kylene (as requested)

Written by kristi on September 19th, 2008

About Pregnancy:

  • Take pictures during pregnancy.  You may not want to — especially toward the end when you no longer fit in vertical shots, but you’ll enjoy laughing at them years later!
  • Have backup names.  You never know if your baby just won’t look like his/her chosen name.  Like my husband for instance.  When he was born, his Mom decided that the name “Susan” she had chosen for her baby just didn’t fit. 
  • About Pee.  Sometimes, especially in the last month of pregnancy, Moms experience a phenomenon called Involuntary Voiding of Urine.  This is also known as “peeing when you’re not really peeing.”  It happens.  But sometimes PWYNRP can be a sign of your water breaking.  In this case, get to the hospital!
  • Enjoy sleeping on your stomach while you can.
  • Enjoy sleeping while you can.
  • Don’t eat too much.  Yes you are now “eating for two,” but don’t get confused and eat for 3 or even 4, because if you do, you will later need to eat for 1/2 to lose the extra weight!
  • Invest now in a comforable Baby Carrier — like a Bjorn.  Carriers are a great way to keep your hands free while holding your new baby and still doing other important things at the same time — like showering, jogging, and driving. 
  • Don’t register for the Wipes Warmer.  In reality you will be holding a clean diaper in your teeth while changing your baby on the back seat floor of your mini van and digging through your diaper bag for whatever wipe you can find — regardless of its temperature.
  • Diaper Champs are great.  Diaper Champs use real bags not special refill bags and it’s easy to stuff and flip dirty diapers in.  But watch out.  Once babies are standing up it’s also easy for them to stuff and flip your car keys.  We’re pretty sure this is the way we lost our Fisher Price Loving Family Mommy, leaving our Loving Family as a now “blended family.”
  • Don’t be embarrassed about False Alarm trips to the Hospital during the last month.  I heard, “No, it wasn’t your water… just pee again” a couple of times before finally making it to the Hospital for the real thing!
  • Give Up Dignity.  Yeah, go ahead.  You might as well do it now.  Your stomach will be touched and patted by strangers.  And your previously-private body parts will be prodded, examined, and measured many, many times.  It’s all part of the initiation into motherhood.  Plus… it’s also preparation for Game Day when you will have an audience of 5 or 6 down there watching the Big Moment! 
  • Enjoy every moment!  You are a Mommy.  Congratulations!

5 Comments so far ↓

  1. Sep
    19
    2:36
    PM
    Jill

    Not sure if the Bjorn is a good idea while “…showering, jogging, and driving.” lol! I’m passing this along to my friend who’s prego!

  2. Sep
    19
    10:03
    PM
    Danielle

    I loved the baby slings from Lucky Baby slings (http://lucky-baby.com/p_home.asp). I died lauging about losing things to the Diaper Champ. Annabelle IS at that age where she is throwing things in it! I tried to talk Josh into getting rid of it, but he thinks we still need it!

  3. Sep
    20
    3:30
    AM
    Kylene

    Thank you so much Kristi for taking the time to write these tips. So thoughtful of you. I have to admit I have to look up most of the links you have here cause i am not down with the baby language and all the terms that only moms know. But I will check out this stuff not sure if I can get exactly that stuff here but I am sure they have versions of the same thing. But we are going to the states in Oct. so then i can look around. It really helps talking to other moms who are a bit further down the parenting path.

  4. Sep
    21
    12:15
    AM
    Kristi

    Okay, you are all getting that this is meant to be a joke, right??? I mean Diaper Champs ARE great, and baby carriers TRULY are useful when grocery shopping (otherwise you’ll likely end up holding a crying baby while trying to push a heavy shopping cart with one hand). But mostly… MOSTLY… this is funny, right?! Bless my heart!…. :)

  5. Sep
    22
    8:30
    AM
    Becky

    Oh my gosh : ). So funny. I can’t wait for all of this. Well….maybe I can wait for the 6 pairs of eyes and hands hanging around my private parts : ( but other than that…CAN’T WAIT!

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